Chapter One: The Forest of Fate #1 October 16, 2002 You call that an introduction? #2 October 18, 2002 What would happen if my parents found out, anyway? #3 October 20, 2002 It's always a great time to jump out a window. #4 October 22, 2002 Much, much smaller. #5 October 24, 2002 The brief appearance of Mr. Angry Sign. #6 October 26, 2002 Wait, he's not totally incompetent! #7 October 28, 2002 The Webcomic at the End of the Universe. #8 October 30, 2002 You'd think he could care a little more. #9 November 4, 2002 How kind, indeed! Chapter Two: The Village of Fate #10 November 7, 2002 I have an arrow and I must scream. #11 November 13, 2002 Silly rabbit, Hero-ios are for kids! #12 January 8, 2003 It's all Greek to me. #13 January 8, 2003 The same thing we do every night, Savannah. #14 January 8, 2003 That's gotta hurt. #15 January 8, 2003 The title screen! Finally! #16 March 3, 2003 Rinse and repeat. Chapter Three: Inflammable Village #17 March 5, 2003 This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. #18 March 18, 2003 Kavian: 1, Volcano: 0. #19 May 4, 2003 Meet the horniest couple on the planet. #20 May 16, 2003 Land of the free, home of the indiots. #21 May 16, 2003 Like boiling water with a supernova. #22 May 17, 2003 Word to your mother. #23 May 19, 2003 A wrist in the hand is worth two in the bush. Chapter Four: Lysandra Lake #24 May 21, 2003 Nothing but trouble. #25 May 23, 2003 Nietzsche, eat your heart out! #26 May 25, 2003 A matter of conscience. #27 May 27, 2003 The truth is out to lunch. #28 May 30, 2003 If I'm Nick Diamond, then where's Johnny Gomez? Chapter Five: Amicable River Rides #29 June 1, 2003 Fortune prick me! #30 June 3, 2003 My friends call me Padan Fain. #31 June 6, 2003 Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! #32 June 8, 2003 Never leave home without it. #33 June 10, 2003 I see dead people... drinking. #34 June 13, 2003 No need for Kavian! #35 June 15, 2003 Stupid is as Aerimus does. #36 June 17, 2003 An angel with a sense of mercy. Chapter Six: The Sunken Temple #37 June 20, 2003 Villany at 20,000 feet. #38 June 22, 2003 The Wrath of Noelle. #39 June 24, 2003 Liquid Lake: Insubstantial #40 June 27, 2003 Under Strut C! #41 June 29, 2003 Not the sharpest tool in the shed. #42 July 1, 2003 I will not tolerate your insolence! #43 July 4, 2003 All righty then. Chapter Seven: The City of Cali #44 July 6, 2003 Bed bed bed. #45 July 8, 2003 The Incredible X-Villain. #46 July 11, 2003 Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? #47 July 13, 2003 One day, lad, all of this will be yours. #48 July 15, 2003 Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth. #49 July 18, 2003 Breaking the second wall. #50 July 20, 2003 Lysandra: Part I #51 July 22, 2003 Lysandra: Part II #52 July 25, 2003 Lysandra: Part III #53 July 27, 2003 Don't mess with Savannah Vice. #54 July 29, 2003 A little innuendo goes a long way. #55 August 1, 2003 The $$60,000,000,000 Woman. #56 August 3, 2003 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded. #57 August 5, 2003 Sing it, space cowboy. #58 August 8, 2003 Bumblebee Tuna! Chapter Eight: Town Backslash Zero #59 August 10, 2003 Leisure Suit Aerimus. #60 August 15, 2003 Welcome to our town! #61 August 19, 2003 Worth every penny. #62 August 22, 2003 Living in an Amish Paradise. #63 August 24, 2003 Aerimus Monk. #64 August 26, 2003 Part of a balanced breakfast. #65 August 29, 2003 That's a lot of eagle. #66 September 2, 2003 They've really got my balls in a juicer. #67 September 9, 2003 Victory is mine! #68 October 14, 2003 It's coming right for us! #69 November 10, 2003 The One Towering Idiot. #70 December 19, 2003 The Return of the Zing. #71 January 19, 2004 See, she uses Finesse. Chapter Nine: The Lorlax #72 January 26, 2004 Kavian of Arabia. #73 February 2, 2004 Switch to the nation's leading wireless provider. #74 February 9, 2004 Slime okay, you're okay. #75 February 16, 2004 The mechanical life-form, Kavian No-Brain. #76 February 23, 2004 Evil is as evil does. #77 March 1, 2004 He who hesitates exacerbates. #78 March 8, 2004 Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. #79 March 15, 2004 Hindsight is 2020º. #80 March 22, 2004 Once the number three, being the third number, be reached... Chapter Ten: The First and Last Castle #81 March 31, 2004 Derek Smart, Derek Smart, DEREK SMART! #82 April 5, 2004 Fish. #83 April 12, 2004 Release the robotic Richard Simmons! #84 April 20, 2004 I am the Weed Whacker in your Garden of Evil! #85 April 26, 2004 The Eighty-Fifth comic by Jordan Roher. #86 May 3, 2004 Second curse, same as the first. #87 June 28, 2004 I'll tell you when you're older. #88 July 5, 2004 Only 112 net kilobytes. #89 July 12, 2004 That must be quite a sight. #90 July 19, 2004 One idiot at a time, one cup at a time. #91 July 26, 2004 I get it, I get it. #92 August 1 2004 Choosy villains choose Jif©. Chapter Eleven: The Breeze Fortress #93 November 22, 2004 Idiot proof. #94 December 13, 2004 Guessing games. #95 May 11, 2005 The best a man can get. #96 May 17, 2005 Can't I have just a little bit of peril? #97 May 23, 2005 All hail Duke. Duke is life. #98 May 31, 2005 Take order please. #99 June 7, 2005 Race to save inanity. #100 June 13, 2005 Grape: it does a body good. Chapter Twelve: The Fire Volcano #101 September 4, 2006 The lesser of two evils. #102 September 11, 2006 Eddie knows. #103 September 18, 2006 You forget, Scott. We're in a volcanooo. #104 September 25, 2006 I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast. #105 October 2, 2006 Let's get physikill. #106 October 9, 2006 Even Savannah steps by in clear revulsion. Chapter Thirteen: Perversity Parish #107 October 16, 2006 Dollars and cents. #108 October 23, 2006 We're the bears that sing for Duke. #109 October 30, 2006 Enjoy The Villain responsibly. #110 November 6, 2006 The sun went down with practiced bravado. #111 November 13, 2006 Jack, rip this door. #112 November 28, 2006 Everybody likes feet. #113 December 11, 2006 A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.