Who are those realistic looking fellows at the top of the comic? They are Brother Maynard and some random cleric reciting passages from the Book of Armaments. A classic source of comedy that I will, hopefully, stop using as a crutch someday.
What liquid "gives you wings?" Don't ask me, I don't drink Red Bull. I can't imagine why you'd need this sort of thing as a computer programmer anyway. The last thing anybody needs while sitting in front of a computer all day is sugar.