Too Obscure For You?

Who is that mysterous monster talking to? Beats me, but he seems to be using an unusual method of communication. Signs point to yes.

Why would anyone need to disguise a sale of ImClone stock? Kavian’s having trouble differentiating between genuine evil and Martha Stewart evil. Poor Martha. She sold $250,000 of stock and is facing millions of dollars in fines and legal fees. At least she doesn’t dance on the top of cars after her court hearings.

Kavian has a great many fears… perhaps he failed as a prince of the exotic country Persia. Regardless, his list of spike phobias comes from Bubba’s “shrimp speech” in Forrest Gump.