Too Obscure For You?

I hope it’s been as long since you’ve read Poe’s House of Usher as it has been for me. You may want to check out the aptly named Poe Decoder for a proper summary.

There may be a time when buying a refreshing beverage does not net you an uplifting song on iTunes. That will be the day the music dies and the people go thirsty in the streets.