Too Obscure For You?
The bit with Thomas the philosopher is shamelessly stolen from the Family Guy Episode Peter Griffin: Husband, Father…Brother?. But it makes me laugh, so there you go.
Thomas’ fixation on Lyssie’s ample… uh, balcony, is from “Road to Rhode Island.” Peter has been buying relationship video tapes that are actually pornography. He defends the $50 pricetag to Lois with the speech Thomas gives at the end.