Chapter 1: The Forest of Fate

- 1 - You call that an introduction?
- 2 - What happens if my parents find out?
- 3 - It's always a great time to jump out a window
- 4 - Much, much smaller
- 5 - The brief appearance of Mr. Angry Sign
- 6 - Wait, he's not totally incompetent!
- 7 - The Webcomic at the End of the Universe
- 8 - You'd think he could care a little more
- 9 - How kind, indeed!