Too Obscure For You?
Blonde? Pink? The merchant-looking fellow is imagaining Reese Witherspoon, from her Legally Blonde series. The only part of that movie I liked was the stunned reaction of the Harvard Law School Admittance team when they realized they had to accept her. Priceless; the rest wasn’t so hot. ‘cept for Reese herself. Reeowr.
What’s the problem with a man in a black cape? Those are likely the inhabitants of Nibelheim from Final Fantasy VII. The all-important Man in a Black Cape is none other than Sephiroth, who torches their town and walks through the flames. After an ordeal like that, you can forgive the folks if they’re a little jumpy.